Fucking an unemployed person!

Hi Guys

I’m alive…and not in Chicago!

As you will see…if you continue reading this fucking joke:
1) this blog sucks;
2) this is my blog, then it can suck and it’s not your business;
3) I really enjoy using the word fuck;
4) English is not my mother tongue as we can easily see (I’m trying to improve my English! And if you want to know what’ my mother tongue you have to continue reading (maybe I could be a good marketer!)…and eventually (if you get to know me that’s for sure) you would want to taste it. Yam (I don´t read cartoons then I don’t know which (what’s the word?) to use;
5) My name in this blog is E. and want to pretend that I’m funny although I know I’m not; but in this times and being unemployed, what else can I do? –yes it is a question and I will accept answers…if they are serious!

Let’s get started (rights of author)

Rewind, I forgot one thing, a lot of what mean to be jokes you wont understand, because they are personal jokes and because I’m too self centered.


Let’s get started again.

Today, the topic is Unemployment

As I said before I’m unemployed…and so a lot of my friends. Unfortunatelly this is not a joke.

Yesterday, I may have found the reason why it happened. I was reading a chronicle (an ironic one or so I think; if I can find the author I will write the reference…but then people can think I’m using is name to have more readers…so for now, let’s say this chronicle was in a magazine that I was reading while waiting for an interview) and there it was the reason! (please, someone put here the symbol of a light, great discovery, EUREKA!) It is a contagious disease!

Apparently normal people (employed) shouldn’t sleep neither being with contact with employed people. FUCK! (wait a second you are here to read not to fuck anyone; forget if you thought it was that kind of blog). So not only we are unemployed as we can’t fuck anyone. And the sad truth is that now that we have all the time and we could spend it on preliminars and on good sex…we don’t really feel like! And if we do…we will find guilty! “Life oh life oh life”

Yeah, because all the other good healthy, employed people are so busy. And many of them like to preach that they are so busy, that they don’t even have time to breath…to say hi to an unemployed friend…well, I’m sure they heard it is a contagious disease.

Apparently we have 2 options (I hope and I do believe there are more…but so far I just met these 2…then I will just talk about what I met!). We work so hard that we forget there are other things than work (if you are lucky to have a job) or we are unemployed…and you forget that you have a life. “TRAGIC”

This was supposed to be a blog with fun…but I really don’t have fun. And who the fuck starts with this topic?!
-only a sick person.

-This crazy people made as –burgeous people- believe that you could work, earn money, and enjoy life.
-yes, I know they will say “poor girl” (did I tell you I’m a girl? If you wasted your time reading this, now you know); she’s so pessimistic; she must be with a depression.
-Hey clever people: of course I am; what else would I be writing this blog?
-and the fucking thing is that I don’t have money to go to a psychiatrist!

-I have a theory.
-I read Nietzsche when I was 18. So pornography is forbidden, but not Nietzsche?
Maybe that’s the reason why I am so nihilistic (at least I know the meaning of this fancy word, do you? Oh, you are more pornography. What can we do? Don’t give me the answer)

-See how self-centered I am? That’s my blog!!! I can.
I have a degree. Not in Linguistic of course! Most of the people would say (at least I think they would say): She´s a clever person. She has that degree, she must be clever. The others who don´t think/ say that:
a) don’t know what that degree is (neither do I)
b) are too snobes
c) took the same degree (yeah we are not clever at all, are we?! Ok, maybe some of you are! Then you should have another degree; don’t came here and give a bad image of Biochemistry; Did you see, they even talk about it in the Red Bull publicity…it must be good. I never tasted.